the TIM & TOM show - Episode 60 - Texting

60 episodes and 2 years deep and TIM & TOM are going strong! In this podcast they discuss everything that goes into texting. The duo talk about what makes a good texter as opposed to a bad texter. They debate what situations are appropriate for texting versus calling. They also compare the Droid to the Blackberry and even introduce new terms such as a "Tommy Texter" and a "One Text Wonder." TIM also shares a story of a texting injury. Text your friends and tell them to have a listen!!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 59 - Human Nature

TIM and TOM are BACK!!! They explain their absence and jump right into discussing a hidden camera show TIM saw. It leads to an intellectual and philosophical conversation about human nature, racism, sexism, society, and how people act. Weird, right?!? They then discuss the death of Amy Winehouse, role models, celebrities, and decide to try and consider new way to improve civilization for the better! If you want to know more about human nature and the world in which we live, COP A LISTEN!!!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 58 - EASTER??

In this episode TOM questions Easter and all the elements that surround the holiday. He and TIM try to figure out where the celebration and it's staples, The Easter Bunny, eggs, candy, etc. all began. They then decide to start over and come up with their own plan for a more logical and improved Easter holiday. Cuckooo!!!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 57 - Jersey Shore

TIM & TOM have received several requests and tweets from fans wanting them to discuss the hit reality show, Jersey Shore. They break down the show, the cast, and give their opinions on what the show is all about. They then go on to speak about reality TV in general. As always T&T have great advice for anyone out there dreaming of becoming a reality TV star. Enjoy!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 56 - April, Fools!

TOM is upset about how lame all the pranks were on April Fool's Day this year. TIM tries to explore the history of "April Fool's Day" and how it got on the calendar. Luckily, TIM & TOM have some suggestions to help people ensure that next April 1st isn't missing anything. If you follow this ingenious pranks next year you'll make sure you are the 'Prank King'! Happy April, Fools!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 55 - Reverse Rehab

Tom shares his troubles with alcohol lately and how beer upsets his stomach. He reveals this lack of drinking has lead to social problems and is alienating him from his friends. He and Tim decide they need to create a "Reverse Rehab Center' where people can learn to drink lots and then be released back into our alcohol fueled society. Cuckooo!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 54 - Identity Theft

Tim talks about how he recently had his identity stolen as a criminal went on a shopping spree in San Diego using Tim's credit card. Tim & Tom discuss the pros and cons of identity theft, as well as some advice on how to avoid being a victim....or how to victimize yourself.

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 53 - 'Captain Heartbeat' THE LOST EPISODE

This is a LOST EPISODE from September of 2009 that was just rediscovered! It was originally recorded as the second part of Episode 16. Enjoy this missing piece of history. "Captain HeartBeat RETURNS!! He gives his own opinions of TIM's ideas on marriage and then answers some fan mail. Another great appearance from the Captain. Enjoy!!!"

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 51 - THANKSGIVING!

Happy Thanksgiving! TIM & TOM break down the holiday for you from the perspective of a vegetarian and offer some ways to ensure everyone has a good meal whether they are a meat-eater, vegetarian, vegan, or freegan! They also look at Turkey Day from the point of view of the Turkey and explore some new holiday ideas like EATSGIVING! Enjoy!!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 50 - AGE RANGE

Another T&T milestone, episode number 50!!! Tim and Tom reflect on life and discuss the great range of lifestyle diversity amongst people their age. They also talk about where they are in their lives presently, how things used to be, what it's like visiting home, and share great advice on how to get where you want to be this time next year!! Cheers to the 50th episode - now listen and learn!!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 49.5 - HALLOWEEN

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Tim & Tom deliver a new spook-tacular episode as they discuss the existence of ghosts! Do these specters exist or is it just a myth? Things take a turn for the frightening when "Ghost-Busting" Pat calls in and shares his personal experience with an apparition in Ireland. Have a listen, if you aren't too scared!!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 49 - Birthdays

Happy Brithday to you! TIM & TOM have birthdays on the way and decide to talk about the excitement of birthday gifts. They discuss some new ways to get "presents" while at the bar and give some tips on how to throw a good birthday party even though you're in your mid 20s. They also warn about the dangers of trying to do a shot for every year you've been alive. Here's your present: UNWRAP IT AND ENJOY THE LISTEN!!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 48 - Summer Camp

As per a listener request, TIM & TOM Talk about the glories of summer camp. Neither had ever gone to summer camp as kids, but TOM worked at a camp and he shares some experiences. Feeling like they missed out on a major childhood experience TIM & TOM decide to create their own summer camp...for adults only!!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 47 - Failbook!

TIM and TOM find out they've been put on FAILBOOK! They're not sure who the culprit is that took their facebook joke and posted it onto http://failbook.failblog.org/ but they decide to discuss it and share their side of the story!!

Check out the official Failbook post here:

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/08/26/funny-facebook-fails-mistake-if-you-cant-read-good/

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 46 - Field Trips

When was the last time you were on a field trip? Well come on an audio filed trip with TIM & TOM!! They reminisce about the fun of field trips and discuss how they help blossom young romances, consist of cool and strict chaperones, and of course seeing the dinosaur bones at museums. Things turn philosophical when T&T realize going on a field trip is a metaphor for life. Deep!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 45 - Aliens

Do you believe in Aliens? Well TIM & TOM are pretty sure that they actually exist! They share their own thoughts regarding life on other plans. They also speak about U.F.O.s, alien abductions, Bigfoot, government conspiracies, and how a lot of people might THINK they experienced an alien encounter. Can you handle the truth? Have a listen!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 44 - Summer BBQ

LABOR DAY is near, but have no fear - TIM&TOM are here!! Listen as they talk about the summer so far and some all-time great summer bbq games. After sharing some of their favorites they list the top 5 games you should play at your Labor Day barbecue! And, as always, they give some tips and hints on how to ensure victory!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 43 - Unfriended

In this episode TIM & TOM talk about people they know who have been unfriended on Facebook, as well as how they themselves have been unfriended recently. It can be an awkward, controversial, and cold-hearted move to ignore a friend request, accept and then unfriend later, and the real-life confrontations that take place afterwards are never easy. That's why T&T will break down your options and help you to pull off the always dicey unfriending maneuver. Listen and learn!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 42 - Cab Girls

In this episode TIM talks about how he and a friend recently had a flirtatious experience in a cab. Some cute girls were in another cab that was stopped at the red light next to them and the game was on! TIM sees it as a one-time occurrence, but TOM believes this might be the beginnings of a dating revolution in New York City! Is Taxi Cab Connections going to take off down the road to success, or will T&T have to hitchhike home with their heads down? Have a listen and decide if you want to jump in!

The TIM & TOM show - Episode 41 - Buying CDs

In this episode TIM & TOM talk about TIM's recent purchase of an actual CD. He defends his decision to physically go to a store, pay money, and own a CD w/ case and insert, rather than simply download it, either legally or illegally. T&T talk about the pluses and minuses of owning a CD as only they can. Enjoy the funny!!