the TIM&TOM show iTunes/Download Update

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We have received numerous requests about making our podcasts downloadable and making them available on iTunes. The technology team at the TIM&TOM show are hard at work re-tooling the site to make these features possible. Please bear with us as we reconfigure the site and do our best to make the show as accessible as possible. We apologize for any technical difficulties the site experiences in the next week or so.

Thanks for your understanding and continued support of TIM&TOM.

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the TIM & TOM show - Episode 7

the TIM&TOM show returns with another great episode for your listening pleasure.

1st Segment - TOM addresses his alcohol issues and TIM rags on him for his love of Miller Light. TIM then shares some tales of misadventures with TOM behind the wheel. TIM then brings up the near-collision incident when TOM was recklessly speeding around on a scooter. They then talk about bad drivers and TIM shares a funny store about a man and his love affair with his GPS.

2nd Segment - Tom drops another HOT topic and this time NPH, Neil Patrick Harris, is the HOTNESS. Tom plugs the hit show 'How I Met Your Mother' and the musical short 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog,' They then talk about the new G.I. Joe movie and the lack of originality in Hollywood. They talk about how even Saturday Morning cartoons are weak now. They then suggest that children need more violence in their shows. This segment ends with a classic rant with TIM&TOM sharing their feelings about Emo kids and their thoughts to end the Emo craze.

3rd Segment - A new guest debuts on the podcast sharing some of his personal stories. The Axeman aka Shady, drops by and tells the guys about a recent relaxing bath he took. The Axeman goes on to share the twisted tale of when he came home drunk at 4am with the craving to get a massage. He then shares his fear of night swimming due to the worry of a shark attack. Axeman also shares his incredible ability to quickly tell you what marine animal a person resembles.

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 6

The TIM&TOM show rolls on with it's sixth episode!

1st Segment - TIM&TOM officially let the fans know Captain HeartBeat is NOT Dr. HeartBeat - our bad. TOM talks about a hot new track 'Run This Town' by Jay Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West. They touch on Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian and discuss the classic alcohol induced blackout. TIM admits he has no celebrity crushes due to a heart break compliments of Britney Spears. Then they talk about the new dis track by Eminem aimed at Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon.

2nd Segment - TIM&TOM are at it again thanking the fans for the Facebook love. Then they talk about the pros and cons of strippers and their feelings towards them and strip clubs. Next they talk about panhandlers and the perks of being a homeless person.

3rd segment - The duo discusses the popularity of the show and how they can continue to grow and improve. Then they talk about how they wish to one day reach the pinnacle of fame by receiving death threats and mass amounts of hate mail. They try and scheme up some ways to get C list celebrities on the show as guests and realize they don't know anybody. The show drops into a downward spiral from there with more ramblings and nonsense until they finally pull the plug on themselves.

ENJOY!!!

Captain HeartBeat's Words of Wisdom

This is an all new section of the website. Words of wisdom from our very own Captain HeartBeat. Here's this week's pearl of wisdom:

"No matter how cold the winter, there is a springtime ahead...keep your chin up." - Captain HeartBeat

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 5 with SPECIAL GUEST 'CAPTAIN HEARTBEAT'!!!

TIM & TOM return with another great episode!!

1st Segment - The show kicks off with TIM clarifying the whereabouts of former Immature singer, Batman. TOM then talks about some of his favorite alcoholic beverages. TIM breaks down the secret to finding out the day of the week for any future date - Check out the formula posted below in the links section. Then they talk about math, its practical uses, and TIM shares his distain towards tip calculators. Next they talk about legendary rap star, Coolio and his upcoming projects

**Winnie Cooper, real name Danica McKellar, has authored 2 math related books entitled: 'Math Doesn't Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail' and 'Kiss My Math: Showing Pre-Algebra Who's Boss'**

2nd Segment - T&T talk about 'The Golden age of Videgoames" and discuss some of their favorite games. Then the conversation moves to how kids nowadays are overweight, lazy, and spoiled by technology. A great reminiscing session right here! They end it talking about summer as a kid and middle school.

3rd Segment - Very special guest, love/relationship guru "Captain Heartbeat" Dan Hudson, drops by the studio to answer some fan mail and distribute his highly-sought after love advice. A real treat for all the listeners out there!!

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 4 - BEST EPISODE YET!!!!

TIM & TOM tackle more issues in this 4th edition of their podcast. Thanks to all the fans out there keeping the show alive and giving TIM & TOM so much support! Keep the feedback coming!

1st segment - TIM&TOM thank all the fans and TOM talks about his celebrity crush, Kim Kardashian. They talk about good dreams vs. bad dreams, crazy dreams they've had, and somehow end up talking about pirates. One of their best rants yet!

2nd segment - The duo come back and talk about human advertising and human billboards. They continue to speak more about advertising and then they talk about plastic surgery, fake tanning, how the new generations are all spoiled, rich, and self-absorbed.

3rd segment - Here TIM&TOM kick it off with some more hilarity as TOM compares them to the best thing since the "RUSH HOUR RENEGADES" TIM then breaks out in some classic impressions. The guys then talk about the difference in shopping between men and women and the differences in clothing options for men and women. They also break down how women have so many better options in dress clothing and TIM drops a bomb on TOM talking about a "short suit". Then they talk about people blasting their iPods and singing along in public. A CLASSIC SEGMENT!!!

4th Segment - The debut of a brand new segment "LUNCH BREAK" with the very first guest of the TIM&TOM show Pat Lunch. Pat Lunch talks about "street meat" and shares the latest gossip and news from the street vendors. Pat proves why he is known as 'The Lunch King' in this informative and funny segment.

the TIM & TOM show - Episode 3 Podcast

the TIM and TOM show returns with it's third episode!!
In the first segment TIM and TOM talk about another comedic duo going by the name 'Tim and Tom', the band immature, classic TV shows like Sister Sister and Step by Step. TOM speaks on a new dance from the hit show So You Think You Can Dance and then they discuss the best boroughs in New York City, Coney Island, NYC bridges, and BBQing.

In the second part TIM and TOM speak on the best drinking party games, flip cup vs. beer pong, Halloween, weddings, having children, current MTV shows like '16 and Pregnant' and 'Is She Really Dating him?' and Myspace.

Have a listen: